Gadstikhom is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, narcissistic crow.

Gadstikhom created the Sun two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gadstikhom, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Gadstikhom, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Gadstikhom's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Gadstikhom's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if eight nematodes approach from the south.

2. Do not wear orange clothing.

3. Do not dye your hair mauve.

4. Always make sure there are no birds in a room before entering it.

5. Respect your elders.