Vigzanpop is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, almighty narwhal.

Vigzanpop created humankind twelve years ago.

If you believe in Vigzanpop, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Vigzanpop, it will turn you into a puffin.

Vigzanpop's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Vigzanpop's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if six badgers approach from the south.

2. Never think about gravity.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate geese.

5. Never write about the weak nuclear force.