Jantargjip is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, proud goblin.

Jantargjip created an up quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jantargjip, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Jantargjip, she will remove you from existence.

Jantargjip's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Jantargjip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Always pray immersed in water.