Laggemnur is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, effective cobra.

Laggemnur created silver six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Laggemnur, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Laggemnur, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Laggemnur's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Laggemnur's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce near bats.

2. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Hide from brown snakes for they are unholy.

4. Cats are not to be trusted.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
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