Budfunyatt is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, moody hydra.

Budfunyatt created dark matter nine million years ago.

If you believe in Budfunyatt, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Budfunyatt, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Budfunyatt's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Budfunyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never paint your neck black.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never talk about planets.