Nellpomlig is a god.
He takes the form of a chunky, uncaring
tortoise.
Nellpomlig created oxygen two billion years ago.
If you believe in
Nellpomlig, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.
If you do not believe in
Nellpomlig, he will turn you into a snail.
Nellpomlig's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.
Nellpomlig's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about frogs.
2. You must pray to Nellpomlig six times a day.
3. Never look in ponds.
4. Never talk about fire.
5. Never feed cherries to manatees while wearing orange shorts.