Tabvabsak is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, slow camel.

Tabvabsak created water seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tabvabsak, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Tabvabsak, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Tabvabsak's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Tabvabsak's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never talk about asteroids.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not eat onions.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tabvabsak.