Dotgomfut is a god.
It takes the form of a minute, unthoughtful
pigeon.
Dotgomfut created time and space six trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Dotgomfut, it will look after you all your life.
If you do not believe in
Dotgomfut, it will turn you into an amoeba.
Dotgomfut's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.
Dotgomfut's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about fire.
2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
4. Do not dye your hair gray.
5. Never write about galaxies.