Dotgomfut is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, unthoughtful pigeon.

Dotgomfut created time and space six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dotgomfut, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Dotgomfut, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Dotgomfut's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Dotgomfut's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not dye your hair gray.

5. Never write about galaxies.