Bonlopgub is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, boastful dragonfly.

Bonlopgub created parasitic wasps two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bonlopgub, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Bonlopgub, she will turn you into a mole.

Bonlopgub's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Bonlopgub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Sharks are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not hurt birds.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. You must never eat rice.