Bonlopgub is a god.
She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, boastful
dragonfly.
Bonlopgub created parasitic wasps two quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Bonlopgub, she will be surprised.
If you do not believe in
Bonlopgub, she will turn you into a mole.
Bonlopgub's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.
Bonlopgub's Holy Commandments1. Do not cook food in pots.
2. Sharks are unholy and should not be approached.
3. Do not hurt birds.
4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
5. You must never eat rice.