Bosscedtarpbenhinbedkik is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, selfish hydra.

Bosscedtarpbenhinbedkik created a bottom quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bosscedtarpbenhinbedkik, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bosscedtarpbenhinbedkik, she will think nothing of it.

Bosscedtarpbenhinbedkik's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Bosscedtarpbenhinbedkik's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never eat spinach.

4. Never think ill of sick monkeys.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate moths.