Dimfuttin is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, clever hedgehog.

Dimfuttin created the Milkyway nine million years ago.

If you believe in Dimfuttin, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Dimfuttin, he will destroy your home planet.

Dimfuttin's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Dimfuttin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not laugh in public.

2. Always make sure there are no mites in a room before entering it.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Put Dimfuttin first in all things.