Wighomnabyik is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, weak whale.

Wighomnabyik created light five million years ago.

If you believe in Wighomnabyik, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Wighomnabyik, it will turn you into a dog.

Wighomnabyik's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Wighomnabyik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Worship no other gods but Wighomnabyik.

3. Wighomnabyik loves swans, so they must be respected.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.