Sidwadtetti is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, merciful cat.

Sidwadtetti created the Sol system two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sidwadtetti, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Sidwadtetti, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Sidwadtetti's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Sidwadtetti's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a building before entering it.

3. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Always help mice.