Yogdotcum is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, compassionate faun.

Yogdotcum created the Black Eye Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yogdotcum, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Yogdotcum, he will destroy your home planet.

Yogdotcum's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Yogdotcum's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Run away from purple sharks, for they are unholy.

3. Do not eat corn.

4. Do not drink water in white rooms.

5. Always treat doves with great respect.