Miscamflattondanpid Siddumcun Gannellun is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, self-assured dragonfly.

Miscamflattondanpid Siddumcun Gannellun created Asia nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Miscamflattondanpid Siddumcun Gannellun, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Miscamflattondanpid Siddumcun Gannellun, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Miscamflattondanpid Siddumcun Gannellun's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Miscamflattondanpid Siddumcun Gannellun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Always look after injured bats.

3. Never talk about asteroids.

4. Never think about comets.

5. Do not trade with those who eat cucumbers.