Sakgednak is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, astonishing goose.

Sakgednak created the solar system two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sakgednak, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Sakgednak, she will not care at all.

Sakgednak's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Sakgednak's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into green rooms.

2. Never think about nebulae.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate pigs.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.