Listxuckweefeb is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, confident tortoise.

Listxuckweefeb created the cosmos three billion years ago.

If you believe in Listxuckweefeb, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Listxuckweefeb, it will jump up and down on your head.

Listxuckweefeb's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Listxuckweefeb's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

5. Listxuckweefeb must be the most important thing in your life.