Kimcinflag is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, unselfish hedgehog.

Kimcinflag created the Tadpole Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Kimcinflag, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Kimcinflag, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Kimcinflag's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Kimcinflag's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in the presence of birds.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Feed all hungry cats.