Gubhabnar is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, selfish goat.

Gubhabnar created parasitic wasps seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Gubhabnar, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Gubhabnar, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Gubhabnar's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Gubhabnar's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Gubhabnar.

2. Do not hurt horses.

3. Do not wear red clothing.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not take Gubhabnar's name in vain.