Gunvinyak is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, unsympathetic duck.

Gunvinyak created the Black Eye Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gunvinyak, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Gunvinyak, she will turn you into a tree.

Gunvinyak's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Gunvinyak's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never talk about galaxies.

5. Otters are not to be trusted.