Fotkapdob is a god.

She takes the form of a large, humane donkey.

Fotkapdob created the Cigar Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Fotkapdob, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Fotkapdob, she will laugh at you.

Fotkapdob's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Fotkapdob's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not speak about garlic.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not chop down trees.