Gamflanzod is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, happy naga.

Gamflanzod created the Black Eye Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gamflanzod, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Gamflanzod, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Gamflanzod's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Gamflanzod's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

3. Never feed peas to rats while wearing black trousers.

4. Never think about amino acids.

5. Gamflanzod loves shrews, so they must be honoured.