Arprotquam is a god.
He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, deceitful
squirrel.
Arprotquam created parasitic wasps four million years ago.
If you believe in
Arprotquam, he will remain indifferent to you.
If you do not believe in
Arprotquam, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.
Arprotquam's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.
Arprotquam's Holy Commandments1. Show mercy to disobedient children.
2. Do not cook food in pots.
3. Always help sharks.
4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.
5. Do not drink alcohol.