Betnullged is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, unjust penguin.

Betnullged created the planet Jupiter six billion years ago.

If you believe in Betnullged, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Betnullged, she will turn you into a tree.

Betnullged's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Betnullged's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Worship no other gods but Betnullged.
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