Sigbabsis is a god.
He takes the form of a fat, happy turtle.
Sigbabsis created humanity eight quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in Sigbabsis, he will celebrate by creating some planets.
If you do not believe in Sigbabsis, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.
Sigbabsis' most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.
Sigbabsis' Holy Commandments
1. Never feed gooseberries to snakes while wearing yellow tights.
2. Always take life seriously.
3. Never bounce in holy places.
4. Feed all hungry doves.
5. Do not cook food in pots.