Tofhadwatceb is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, narcissistic dove.

Tofhadwatceb created the Large Magellanic Cloud two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tofhadwatceb, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Tofhadwatceb, she will torture you forever.

Tofhadwatceb's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Tofhadwatceb's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Tofhadwatceb.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Tofhadwatceb loves frogs, so they must be honoured.

5. Tofhadwatceb loves horses, so they must be respected.