Cebomin is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, witty octopus.

Cebomin created parasitic wasps four billion years ago.

If you believe in Cebomin, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cebomin, he will cry a lot.

Cebomin's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Cebomin's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt ducks.

2. Cebomin loves mites, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not shave your arms.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never pour water over plants.