Vonkcethad is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, stupid camel.

Vonkcethad created the Milkyway nine million years ago.

If you believe in Vonkcethad, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Vonkcethad, she will turn you into a tree.

Vonkcethad's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Vonkcethad's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat strawberries.

2. Do not hurt voles.

3. Dogs are not to be trusted.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never play with disobedient children.