Titganpit is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, tiresome owl.

Titganpit created the Andromeda Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Titganpit, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Titganpit, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Titganpit's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Titganpit's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never go into green rooms.

3. Hide from yellow sheep for they are unholy.

4. Do not wear silicon on your body.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.