Davrenfeb Mottigmip is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, moody otter.

Davrenfeb Mottigmip created a bottom quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Davrenfeb Mottigmip, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Davrenfeb Mottigmip, she will strike you with lightening.

Davrenfeb Mottigmip's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Davrenfeb Mottigmip's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat tapirs with great respect.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

3. Do not drink water in black rooms.

4. Never go into turquoise rooms.

5. Never paint your feet magenta.