Minbeglad is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, intelligent snake.

Minbeglad created an up quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Minbeglad, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Minbeglad, it will turn you into a tree.

Minbeglad's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Minbeglad's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Always help birds.