Nillgedjen is a god.

She takes the form of a small, loving weasel.

Nillgedjen created the Large Magellanic Cloud three million years ago.

If you believe in Nillgedjen, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Nillgedjen, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Nillgedjen's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Nillgedjen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Nillgedjen.

3. Never run in the presence of mice.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nillgedjen.

5. Never eat bark.