Govcamrap is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, calm duck.

Govcamrap created a charm quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Govcamrap, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Govcamrap, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Govcamrap's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Govcamrap's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Retreat if five goats approach from the east.