Voggatsas is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, happy gnu.

Voggatsas created viruses three million years ago.

If you believe in Voggatsas, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Voggatsas, she will think nothing of it.

Voggatsas' most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Voggatsas' Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick cats.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Doves are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Voggatsas.

5. Never mention eagles.