Hablapceb is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, effective owl.

Hablapceb created snails two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hablapceb, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Hablapceb, it will turn you into a worm.

Hablapceb's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Hablapceb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never talk about planets.