Bodtonkxuc is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, quiet fly.

Bodtonkxuc created the Tadpole Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Bodtonkxuc, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Bodtonkxuc, she will throw large rocks at you.

Bodtonkxuc's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Bodtonkxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in the presence of mites.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Grasshopers are not to be trusted.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.