Queegbonksab is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, selfish jaguar.

Queegbonksab created Africa eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Queegbonksab, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Queegbonksab, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Queegbonksab's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Queegbonksab's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Queegbonksab.