Hunortont is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, selfish aardvark.

Hunortont created vertebrates four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hunortont, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Hunortont, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Hunortont's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Hunortont's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not trade with those who eat bananas.

3. Do not kill geese.

4. Hide if six rats approach from the south.

5. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.