Queeglabpop is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, selfish fairy.

Queeglabpop created snails three million years ago.

If you believe in Queeglabpop, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Queeglabpop, it will turn you into a slug.

Queeglabpop's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Queeglabpop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat nuts.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate monkeys.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Fast once a month.

5. You must love Queeglabpop.