Davdidbad is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, awesome spider.

Davdidbad created energy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Davdidbad, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Davdidbad, she will try to impress you with trees.

Davdidbad's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Davdidbad's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sharks in need.

2. Never eat peanuts.

3. Run away if nine cats approach from the north.

4. Never mention sheep.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.