Hatlincuss is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, vain cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Hatlincuss created parasitic wasps six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hatlincuss, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Hatlincuss, it will turn you into a snail.

Hatlincuss' most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Hatlincuss' Holy Commandments

1. Hatlincuss loves turtles, so they must be respected.

2. Never wear corsets.

3. Hatlincuss loves eagles, so they must be honoured.

4. Never think about cell theory.

5. Do not drink alcohol.