Cussgodhud is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, unjust guinea pig.

Cussgodhud created light twelve years ago.

If you believe in Cussgodhud, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Cussgodhud, he will destroy your favourite star.

Cussgodhud's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Cussgodhud's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear violet trousers.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cussgodhud.

3. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

4. Never run in holy places.

5. Cussgodhud loves snakes, so they must be respected.