Bidgildon is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, two-faced goat.

Bidgildon created the planet Saturn five billion years ago.

If you believe in Bidgildon, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bidgildon, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Bidgildon's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Bidgildon's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Bidgildon.

2. You must pray to Bidgildon three times a day.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Always help sick whales.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.