Basttettidud Kemstipbest is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, boastful dog.

Basttettidud Kemstipbest created parasitic wasps two billion years ago.

If you believe in Basttettidud Kemstipbest, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Basttettidud Kemstipbest, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Basttettidud Kemstipbest's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Basttettidud Kemstipbest's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat porpoises with great respect.

2. Never wear blue boots.

3. Never write about amino acids.

4. Never think about comets.

5. Do not stand on grass.