Wapyatdam is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, unselfish skunk.

Wapyatdam created dark energy four million years ago.

If you believe in Wapyatdam, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Wapyatdam, she will turn you into a dog.

Wapyatdam's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Wapyatdam's Holy Commandments

1. Wapyatdam loves whales, so they must be honoured.

2. Feed all hungry mites.

3. Do not speak about wheat.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Wapyatdam.