Muttimgom is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, self-confident chicken.

Muttimgom created Europe two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Muttimgom, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Muttimgom, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Muttimgom's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Muttimgom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.