Catpinstig is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, caring aardvark.

Catpinstig created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Catpinstig, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Catpinstig, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Catpinstig's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Catpinstig's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear orange shoes.

2. Do not wear titanium on your body.

3. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Always treat mites with great respect.