Tangignut is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, annoying pigeon.

Tangignut created dark energy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tangignut, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Tangignut, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Tangignut's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Tangignut's Holy Commandments

1. Tangignut loves goats, so they must be respected.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Do not wear copper on your body.

4. Worship no other gods but Tangignut.

5. Always look after injured aardvarks.