Targrillnularfdiddadken is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, dishonourable owl.

Targrillnularfdiddadken created the planet Venus three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Targrillnularfdiddadken, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Targrillnularfdiddadken, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Targrillnularfdiddadken's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Targrillnularfdiddadken's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Always make sure there are no voles in a room before entering it.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Fast once a month.