Stannanyat is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, weak wolf.

Stannanyat created an up quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stannanyat, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Stannanyat, it will turn you into a snail.

Stannanyat's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Stannanyat's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no horses in a building before entering it.

2. Retreat if five monkeys approach from the east.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. You must pray to Stannanyat three times a day.